In the celebrity death match between James Brown and the currently brown James River I would ordinarily give the nod to the Godfather of Soul. Though powerful and swift, the river does not know how to dance or sing. If you've ever seen James Brown perform, you know that this would be no contest, but given that 'Soul Brother Number One' has been dead for two years, this one goes to the James River. The next bout will be between Carytown and Drew Carey, this looks to be a closely matched fight, Carytown with the Byrd Theatre, gourmet restaurants and odd shopping appeal vs Drew Cary with his enormous appetite and odd comedic appeal. This promises to be a good one.
